vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

falloutwookie:

I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this

doctorcaslock:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

FUCK THIS SHIT- I AM SO DONE

I’LL LAY MY HEAD, BUT I WON’T REST,

I’LL JUST CRY SOME MORE

clinttbarton:

that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up

zombiejams:

wake me up inside.

quming:

oh my fucking god

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

milakuntits:

wvnderbar:

that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

exhali:

seeyoutmorra:

yesfuckkk:

extremelylame:

reverse graffiti.

instead of using actual spray cans…some artist are just cleaning dirt off of certain areas to make their masterpieces. and they are calling it reverse graffiti. kind of brilliant.

wow

why is this not happening everywhere?

lol loophole

this is actually brilliant

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

• James:  Lily?
• Lily:  Mmmm
• James:  I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
• Lily:  
• James:  
• Lily:  
• James:  
• Lily:  
• James:  ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.