people who think they’re funny for interrupting the teacher every 2 seconds during a lesson must be eliminated
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
"he hasn’t called, he hasn’t texted…"
I SMELL CONCERNED BOYFRIEND, DEAN WINCHESTER