IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
FUCK THIS SHIT- I AM SO DONE
I’LL LAY MY HEAD, BUT I WON’T REST,
I’LL JUST CRY SOME MORE
that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
instead of using actual spray cans…some artist are just cleaning dirt off of certain areas to make their masterpieces. and they are calling it reverse graffiti. kind of brilliant.
why is this not happening everywhere?
this is actually brilliant
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”